Saturday, May 12, 2007

racket club

guidelines for play:

wear tennis style shorts
tennis shoes
racket required
no t-shirt
play limited to 1 hour
play on one court only
must have a partner
ball machine may be used with a side net
one bucket of practice balls per customerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
please.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

one act in 2 acks

one in four ACKS

A &B enter restaurant/have participant(S) at opposite table clap upon entrance.
Placard/board reading; Scene 1 Act 1 is raised by participant C at opposite table (who stands up)
A & B look at menu
Placard/board reading: Scene 1 Act 2 is raised by particpant C at opposite table.
A & B talk (with menus raised) then put down menus in unison.
Placard/board reading: " " Act 3 is " "
A & B leave tip
Placard/board reading " ' Act 4 is " "
A & B exit
Participant(s) at opposite table stand(s) and clap(s) upon exit.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

j%oin$T piece(s) of piece

1)Go into restaurant ask for three settings. Rotate from place to place eating three separate meals simultaneously..
“There will be three of us” “ Go ahead and set the table for three” Sets table for three. “It looks like there will only be two”. Takes away third setting. “I’ll go ahead and order for the others” takes order. No one shows. Server asks if you would like the other orders held. “no you can go ahead and bring out the other orders”. Server brings out all three orders. You take a bite from one meal and move to the other setting-take a bite-move to the other take a bite…Back to original spot. “I’ll take the check please!”