for foreman mini fest

I am about to stand still
(stand still)
I am about to fall over
I just stood still
I am about to sing
(pull hair)
I am about to eat
(sing): "I want to eat banana"
(slap)
I just pulled my hair
I am about to scream
(open mouth stick in apple)
I just slapped myself
I am about to read
I am about to read writing(write reading)
I m reading writing
I just wrote
I am about to read my writing
(write)
I'm reading...( )....my writing

joke

Enter wine bar dressed like a wine snob. Order like a wino.
Enter wine bar, ask to see the post -wine menu.
Enter wine bar with thick wine encyclopedia/dictionary/guide. Ask attendant if they have a bottle of Impossible!
Go to wine bar with wine stained white shirt.
Go to wine tasting with tape over your mouth.
Go to wine tasting with a bib.

Restaurant acts

Gp to exquisite restaurant (at busy hour) dressed like a waiter. Ask maitre de' if there are any tables for waiters.

Go a restaurant, clean a table.

Eat acts
Eat a banana before eating a banana