joke

Enter wine bar dressed like a wine snob. Order like a wino.
Enter wine bar, ask to see the post -wine menu.
Enter wine bar with thick wine encyclopedia/dictionary/guide. Ask attendant if they have a bottle of Impossible!
Go to wine bar with wine stained white shirt.
Go to wine tasting with tape over your mouth.
Go to wine tasting with a bib.

Restaurant acts

Gp to exquisite restaurant (at busy hour) dressed like a waiter. Ask maitre de' if there are any tables for waiters.

Go a restaurant, clean a table.

Eat acts
Eat a banana before eating a banana