for foreman mini fest

I am about to stand still
(stand still)
I am about to fall over
I just stood still
I am about to sing
(pull hair)
I am about to eat
(sing): "I want to eat banana"
(slap)
I just pulled my hair
I am about to scream
(open mouth stick in apple)
I just slapped myself
I am about to read
I am about to read writing(write reading)
I m reading writing
I just wrote
I am about to read my writing
(write)
I'm reading...( )....my writing