Two surgical mask pieces (unperformed but) imagined

Surgical Mask Pieces
-Pass out surgical masks to audience. Ask them to cough while you conduct.
All togehter now cough.
All together now cough
All together now...sing
All togehter now...scream

With surgical mask on the back of your head facing the audience, turn and cough and then turn again with back of head facing audience.

Impossible play 2

Act 1 Scene 1 forest
Tree:
Mr. Tree:
Tree:
Mr. Tree:
Tree:
Mr. Tree:
Tree:
Mr. Tree:
Judge: what do you have to say for your self

Write a play

Write a play for a day and then perform the play for a day before the end of the next day.

for foreman mini fest

I am about to stand still
(stand still)
I am about to fall over
I just stood still
I am about to sing
(pull hair)
I am about to eat
(sing): "I want to eat banana"
(slap)
I just pulled my hair
I am about to scream
(open mouth stick in apple)
I just slapped myself
I am about to read
I am about to read writing(write reading)
I m reading writing
I just wrote
I am about to read my writing
(write)
I'm reading...( )....my writing

joke

Enter wine bar dressed like a wine snob. Order like a wino.
Enter wine bar, ask to see the post -wine menu.
Enter wine bar with thick wine encyclopedia/dictionary/guide. Ask attendant if they have a bottle of Impossible!
Go to wine bar with wine stained white shirt.
Go to wine tasting with tape over your mouth.
Go to wine tasting with a bib.

Restaurant acts

Gp to exquisite restaurant (at busy hour) dressed like a waiter. Ask maitre de' if there are any tables for waiters.

Go a restaurant, clean a table.

Eat acts
Eat a banana before eating a banana

instructing oneself to swim through air

instructing oneself to swim through air)
swim from here to there
swim from here to here
swim from here to her
swim from her to here
swim from them to him
swim from him to those
swim from them to we
swim from
swim
swim from we
swim
swim from
swim

disposable play 1

The battle of fluer de Peau- but Real

act 1
enter wall
wall: I arrived!
Hat: where are the weapons?
wall: leaving
Hat: troops!
enter dogs (meow loop)
dogs: Meow!
(narrator) troops overthrow spring, reinstall summer.
Hat: attack!
water fall on screen: bucket of water is dumped on hat
(hat retrieved by prosthetic arm)
Prosthetic: our commander has perished!
(curtain rises from behind crew emerges to pick up props; curtain drops)